EDITORIAL MAY 1980
We are pleased
to see that everyone read last month’s mag.
Judging by the response we can’t say that everyone enjoyed it. But at least they read it. It seems incredible to have to go to those
lengths (dirty jokes ) to get some reaction. We would be much happier to have the response
in writing – not just verbally. We
apologize to anyone (or their mother) who took offence at any article. We don’t like being called smutty but it is
better than nothing.
Also remember
that between the three of us (Lynne, Smithy & Jude )
about 30 hours a month goes into typing the magazine not including the time
spent chasing articles, finding out details on coming events and printing the
bloody thing.
Smithy &
Jude
Also we are
running out of jokes and material, so any contributions will be gratefully
accepted.
We would like to
thank Lloyd Thomas very much for printing 600 new magazine covers. It was greatly appreciated. Also we would like to add that he did it for
nothing.
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MAY RUNS
Sunday 4 SPORTS DAY. Mt. Macedon area.
KBCP 9.00am.
Details in this mag.
Saturday
10 PROGRESSIVE DINNER. Upper Ferntree Gully
Station. 5.00pm.
Details in this mag.
Sunday
11 APOLLO BAY. Round trip KBCP 9.00am
Saturday
17 SERVICE DAY. Kevin Robertsons. After 12
noon.
Details this mag.
Sunday
18 POLLY McQUINNS. BBQ. KBCP 9.30am.
Sunday
25 FAMILY DAY. Firth park, Wombat
State Forest. KBCP 10am.
JUNE
Sunday
1 ECONOMY RIDE. KBCP 9.00am. Details this
mag.
Friday
6 GENERAL MEETING. Fees due.
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REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER
Bring along your
$6.00 for the June meeting. Membership
Fees are payable that night for the next year as explained in the February
magazine.
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PROGRESSIVE TALLY FOR CLUB MEMBER OF THE
YEAR, AS OF 27.4.80
Fagan 55 Keithy 46 Ian 45
Craig 53 Les 45 Tom 40
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PROGRESSIVE DINNER
SATURDAY 10TH
MAY Cost
$3.50 per person
MEET AT UPPER
FERNTREE GULLY STATION AT 5.00pm.
SOUP SALLY & BRENDAN
GLEESON,
22 Huges St., Upwey. 754 6060
MAIN COURSE MICK FAGAN
1 Carre St., Elsternwick 582
6061
SWEETS ANN & RON HAYWARD
20 Hudson
St., Moonee Ponds 375 1927
COFFEE FAYE & GEOFF MORGAN
246 Gap Road, Sunbury. 744
1189
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FAMILY DAY
Sunday 25th
May. Firth Park,
Wombat State Forest.
This is our
first attempt at a “family day” as opposed to a “parents” day. It means that you get your “2” points for
bringing anyone who can legitimately be classed as family.
So....bring your
kids, mum and dad, or even your old auntie, and let them see what a wonderful
bunch of people the MTCV are.
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RAFFLE
The response has
been disappointing to the raffle. The
prizes are really worthwhile.
1st
prize A
pair of Medal boots $75
2nd
prize A
pair of gloves $25
3rd
prize A
visor
So, all you
“lousy bastards” dig deep. It is only
50c a ticket. It won’t break you. Drawn the June meeting.
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SERVICE DAY Saturday 17th May
KEVIN ROBERTSON Main Road,
Kinglake West.
After servicing
or whatever you choose to do, there will be facilities of a BBQ tea and social
evening. Bring your own meat and drinks. Anyone who wants to can
stay the night (BYO sleeping bag) and leave for the run (Polly McQuinns) for Kevin’s place.
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SPORTS DAY
Sunday 4th
May K.B.C.P. 9am.
Take Lancefield
Road to Romsey, turn left to Woodend, approx 10kms later you will come up a
crest to an almost blind intersection.
There is a very hard right hand turn onto a
gravel road, take it and proceed down this road. A short distance later (under 2km) you will
find a farmhouse driveway on your right, it’s the 1st
driveway you come across on your right.
The approach to the driveway is down hill, a little steep. The driveway disappears over a hill. You can’t see the farmhouse from the road.
Sports
Day.
Sports day this
year will be at Ann Haywards parents place in the Mt.
Macedon area. It is generally a real fun
day:- a series of gymkhana events. ˝ point for each event you enter (but, if you
enter more than once in the same event you still only get your ˝ point) So come along and enjoy yourself. There will be BBQ facilities for lunch.
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ECONOMY RIDE Sunday 1st.
June KBCP 9am.
This will be run
within a radius of 160km of Melbourne. On a route to be decided, by the winner of last years run.
Everyone must
turn up at the KBCP with a full tank of petrol (as you should on every run) and
a reliable machine.
The idea of this
exercise is to see who can go the furthest on a tank of petrol. So may the best Honda win. Sorry, I mean bike.
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OBITURAY
As quite a few
of you will know by now John Kuyl was killed on his
way to work on Friday 17th April.
John had been on
only 2 club runs but he was a very enthusiastic rider. He had had a lot of trouble with his bike,
Suzuki 250 at Mt. Gambier and had just ironed out the problems.
We would like to
sympathise with his parents. We did not
know him all that well, but it is still a sad loss to us all.
Rest in Peace
JOHN.
Members of the
MTCV
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On this sombre
note, we thought it would be of interest to some of the older members that
“Flasher” Albert Fleming and his lady Teresa were
involved I an accident a couple of weeks ago. We don’t have much detail, only that Flasher is OK and that Teresa will be in
Dandenong Hospital for 8 to 10 weeks. Broken kneecaps, broken heel and toe. (I think)
It makes you
realize just how easily it could be you.
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PILCHERS BRIDGE RUN 30/3/80
Eighteen riders
(yes, with bikes, you clever little person) set out for the mysterious Pitchers
Bridge, per the run leaflet, but never reached there. You see, it was Pilchers Bridge!!
The journey to
Heathcote was uneventful, although a trifle wintery, and your correspondent was
beginning to think it may be necessary to invent some windly
scandalous news. But-it was not
necessary. In Heathcote, Keiths’ BM split its life
blood in the main street and he felt a bit like doing the same with the
unsympathetic throng of advisors gathered around. Then off to Castlemaine via a circuitous
route and a lunch break to taste the exotic local dishes and again provide
something for the locals to stare at; however, it seemed the dishes did not
generally have the seal of approval of the good housekeeping institute and the
locals were not worth staring back at either.
Here and
elsewhere, it was discovered that a Suzuki 550 had various unpleasant symptoms
due to loose disc brake and steering fittings; not forgetting the mysterious
liquid that appeared inside someone’s helmet.
Memo – do not leave helmets on Castlemaine footpaths – their dogs have
no respect!
And
so to Pilchers Bridge. Over a fair
stretch of the dreaded dirt road and there it was – a picture of rustic decay
in splendid isolation, all ten metres of it, over a murky pool full of
unmentionable things.
We were destined
to linger at this exotic location for some time due to a few missing riders,
who, it proved, were helping someone find an obscure electrical fault – a blown
fuse. While trying to find the cause of
the delay, Chris broke a headlamp on his BM ($66, thank yew) and was not
amused.
Anyway, after a
brief conducted tour of Pilchers Bridge (17 seconds) for the late arrivals, we
said farewell to the only inhabitants – some threatening looking goats, and
arrived back at Heathcote to throw the local service station into chaos (and
some were very glad to see it – who ran out of petrol, hmm?)
Back to
Melbourne via any road but the one you expected and there we were in suburbia –
still slightly overawed by the wonder of Pilchers Bridge.
Peter Dwyer
Honda CX500
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FOR SALE * * * *
FOR SALE * * * * FOR SALE
One
pair of Medal boots. Brown size 7 ˝ - 8 need resoling.
$30 O.N.O. ring JOY 531 7003
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MT.GAMBIER. EASTER WEEKEND.
Keith Harris and
I left my place at Elwood at 10.45am on Thursday morning so as to get an early
start and beat the Easter rush out of Melbourne. We arrived at the Mount at 3.45pm, after
going through Geelong and Hamilton, and put up our tents in the only possible
place that we considered that was any good.
If you liked a rolling slope, then you would have really liked it there.
We went to bed
very early, 7.30pm as there was not much else there to do and also because it
was very cold and I wanted to try out my new super doper sleeping bag that I
had bought the day before.
All through the
night we were awaken by the shouts and abuse of other campers putting up their
tents in the dark. While waiting for the
others to arrive on Friday, the time was spent chasing other campers away from
our spot by saying:- “A BIG BIKIE CLUB from MELB. was coming to the weekend”.
Well, they
finally arrived at 1.45pm (AUST. TIME). There was Brendon & Sally, Ian &
Lynne, Tom & Jude, Frank & KT, Ken, Lloyd, John, Glen & Vicky,
Chris & Debbie, Bonney & Phil and children and also much later in the
day Joy arrived.
There was not
that much sleep to be had that night either, what with
bikes riding around the camping grounds all night. The next morning Tom & Jude decided to
make one large cup of tea in their pannier bag of all places, it was quite a
sticky mess.
A few of us
decided to take a trip down to Pt MacDonnell to look at the sights and have
some grotty fish & chips for lunch, then off to Ewans
Ponds to look at the lovely pools of water.
The 250 Suz. breaks down for the second time but we manage to jump start
the bike and get it back to camp. In the meantime we find out that Tom has
dropped his headlight out and smashed it onto his nice new mudguard. (Good bikes these BM/s)
Saturday night
some went to the speedway while others went to the pictures, the ones that
stayed behind went to bed early only to be woken up by Frank who decided to rev
“shit” out of his bike when he arrived back.
He was very surprised to find that no-one would talk to him the next
morning.
Lloyd and I
decided to leave for home that day. I
had a lot of things to do at home as I was going to Mallacoota the following
day. We left at 9.45am and went via Dartmoor, Hamilton and Ballarat and arrived
at my place at 2.45pm.
I don’t know if
you would call this a good weekend as there were times when I wished that I was
home, as the camping ground left a lot to be desired. I do not like crowds,
I would prefer to camp out in the Mulga away from everything including
people. I think that this is far more
relaxing. Besides if you wanted to take
a shower or even to go to the toilet you had to queue up and this is not my
idea of a holiday. It’s probably just me
getting old. Anyway for those of you who
enjoy this sort of thing I hope you had a good time.
Smithy. 750/4
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CRYPTIC COMMENTS
WASHING
INSTRUCTIONS for BIG FOOT sleeping bag:- machine was
with mild det. Dry in dryer with clean
Tennis Shoe???? When done throw away bag and eat tennis shoe.
Keith
definitely going to sell BM after finding out that Honda getting same MPG.
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EASTER WEEKEND MT.GAMBIER
Ably
led by Ian Taylor, the group of about 14 bikes ranging from 250cc to 1000cc
left Laverton at 7.45am.
At the first
fuel stop, Brendan and Sally showed up.
There are late comers in every group.
Hamilton was the next stop where bikes were fuelled up (except 1 BMW) and food
consumed. The township was very busy
with people going to bike races, hot rod show and other Easter
attractions. Leaving Hamilton John’s 250
Suzuki started to play up, however he made Mt. Gambier on a wing and a prayer. At Dartmoor Chris and Debbie rode Tom and
Jude’s 750 BMW while Tom and Judy got onto Brendan and Sally’s 500 Yamaha while
they rode Chris’s R100RS. All confusing,
I reckon.
Arriving at Mt.
Gambier caravan park the club was greeted by Greg
Smith and Keith Harris. Friday night was
spent at the caravan park.
Saturday a few
riders went to see the bike races practicing, with Chris and I doing a few laps
round the track. After a few laps I
pulled into the pits with Chris following after. He had to, he went onto second reserve. Saturday night a few of us went to the movies,
while others stayed at the park.
Sunday morning
with one of the members being unpopular, the club went to the races except
Greg, and Phil and family who left for home.
Thanks to Chris we didn’t pay at the gate. While the races were in progress, Chris and I
went round the track taking photos.
An early
departure saw Chris, Debbie, Tom, Jude and a few others heading home. Ian and Lynne, Glen and Vicki, John and me
left later on after replacing Ian's rear tube which went flat overnight.
With Ian leading
and me bringing up the rear the remaining four bike
convoy headed toward Melbourne, via Ballarat.
At Lake Bolac, John’s Suzuki 250 gave up the
ghost. Leaving the bike at the B.P
station john came on my bike back to Melbourne.
All together a
very good Easter break and a good time was had by all.
KT’S MASTER (Frank).
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CAPE LIPTRAP LIGHTHOUSE APRIL 13
Alias Bad Luck
Comes In Threes)
It had all the
ingredients of being a great day as approximately a dozen or more of us left KBCP
at 9am.. (please forgive
absence of names – after only four rides I’m still a bit vague on these). The weather was great, warm and Indian summerish with a promise of getting hotter as the day
unfolded. Things went smoothly and we
pulled in at Dandenong for our first stop to finalize the route. Drouin was the next stop and we all (or so we
thought) pulled in at about 10.45. This
is where bad luck part one started.
After peeling of
several layers of winter woollies (the temperature already in the high 20’s)
drinks and “greasies” were consumed with great gusto. Gradually it began to dawn on those assembled
that we weren’t moving on and that something was amiss – Big D had gone
missing. Tow volunteers headed back down
the road to re-locate him. Time rolled
on, more greasies were consumed, a spot of sun basking and idle chatter were
indulged in until the masses began to get restless and it was thought the other
two had been spirited way into the blue yonder.
Finally (it seemed like a century) they re-appeared with the bad news
that a search all the way back to Dandenong had failed to uncover Big D. An impromptu conference decided that as Big D
had probably headed off via a different direction (which we had originally
intended to follow but overshot) with a guy who had only come on the ride as
Dandenong, we would probably catch up with him closer to our destination. After over an hour we were finally back on
the road again.
We headed
towards Korumburra and Inverloch through some lovely, but dry open country and
stopped for lunch at the local surfies “Greasy Joe’s” somewhere. Right in the middle of ordering copious
quantities of hamburgers etc. the prodigal son – Big D – showed up out of the
blue. I never quite got to hear the full
story of his disappearance and resurrection, but with everyone back in the fold
we headed off again.
we never quite
made it to the Lighthouse, but got to the lagoon like, tranquil inlet at the
beach at Walerville after an interesting ride through
some thick powder like dirt roads.
Meanwhile, back
on the road, just after the last petrol/coffee stop at Korumburra (I think),
bad luck part 2 unfolded in form of your friend and mine, the local country
cop, who decided his Sunday sport would be a licence check on these scruffy
bikie blokes who were defiling his territory.
This courteous cop from the country constabulary first clapped eyes on
us in the main drag of downtown wherever we were while we were circling around
looking for petrol station. His brow had
become furrowed and clouded over, his eyes creased mean and beady and his
moustache twitched with irritation and my lip reading registered a muttered
curse. To cut an already long story
short, he waved us over just outside the city limits and in a typical “I’m boss
cock around here sonny” attitude, patronizingly announced a licence check –
“you young fellas only” – anyone over 24 being deemed geriatric.
While everyone
rifled through their gear to find licences, Ian and I suggested that he should
not overlook the youngest member of the group – our mascot – a grey furry
varmint with hot pink ears and pearly white buck teeth – hiding behind the
windshield, while someone else commented it should be booked for illegal riding
position! The cop appeared to appreciate
our commentary on just how ridiculous the whole thing was, not to mention
unnecessary.
Bad luck part 3
occurred just near the Koo-wee-up turnoff when a Ducati 860 broke its
chain. The chain was extracted as the
light began to fade rapidly and it was towed into Tooradin by Les and his BMW
where a brief post-mortem was undertaken and the Ducati left there.
God know if
anything else happened after the final parting of way at Dandenong.
Caroline (pillion CX500)
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“THANKS GUYS”
The Sunday ride
down to Cape Liptrap Lighthouse would have to be one of the craziest rides I
can remember.
What with going
the wrong way and losing our rear rider, having lunch at Drouin on way to the
Peninsular and the speed section was fun too, and not forgetting the sand
traps; but the crunch came when my expensive ‘O’ ring chain let go and jammed
the countershaft sprocket. It didn’t
break on the master link but cranked on one of the side plates half way through
the chain.
Well, on behalf
of myself and the Duke I’d just like to say “thank you” to the club members for
assisting me in this nasty spot of catastrophe; well, they couldn’t just leave
me there.......could they??
I would
especially like to thank Garry on the R1000S who ferried me home to pick up another
chain and back to Tooridan where he assisted me in
righting the wrong and sticking by me all the way home as I only had 1st
and 2nd gears.
Dave
860 GTS & BM.
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MAROONDAH RESERVOIR BBQ 20.4.80
Arriving at KBCP
at 9.20 found Ian and myself face to face with a most conscientious Mick Fagan,
who had been there since 9.15 (thinking it was 9.30 leave not 9.30 meet).
When we left
there were about 40 wheels, divided by 2 gives .....oh
hang on, there were 2 chairs and a couple of kids – enough for two scanty
baseball teams and various onlookers, whatever that adds up to!
Very pleasant,
however, to see some old faces – sorry folks, familiar – as well as new. A special welcome to Mark on the X7 Suzuki –
hope your electrics have since been resuscitated and your heart replaced to
your chest form your throat after pillioning a whole
day with Mick. (Only kidding Mick).
Maroondah
Reservoir is a very pleasant picnic—BBQ type place about 65K from Melbourne via
the shortest route. Thank
you Tom for not taking it. The
120K or so through Warrandyte, Christmas Hills, Yarra Glen and Healesville
included some really fast and scenic roads,
I suppose you motor cycle tourers often take it all for granted, but I’m
a little out of touch and they are some of my favourite roads.
The BBQ’s were
hot and spitting on our arrival, thanks to Brendan and Sally, and Christine and
Craig who arrive ahead of the club entourage.
Much dead cow and many mystery bags were transformed by heat to culinary
delights – namely chops and snags.
To aid
digestion, two Frisbees were aimed, thrown and sometimes caught for a
while. The baseball game was refereed by
Sally (and all the other players), who did a sterling
job at stopping the odd ball.
I for one was
sorry to have to stop yakking and pack up for the home journey. (That 250 Kwaka
does sound tempting Keith, but...well...winters coming!)
Everyone had
well and truly warmed up their bikes, and settled back in to their seats by
Yarra Glen hit the horizon. A quick stop
was made as people reorganized themselves into smaller groups, leaving in
various directions for home, Keith, Les,
Tom and Jude, Mick and Mark, and Ian and myself headed back through Christmas
Hills, Eltham and Templestowe.
Ian snapped a
clutch cable somewhere near Eltham, and the last we saw of the club was the
tail light of Les’ Bee Emm. The cable was quickly replaced and travelling
resumed. As it turned out we were going
right past the clinic where Lynne was working, so we called in for a hello and
a sticky nose at the behind the scenes happening.
And
so ended the day. The weather had held out, making riding an
easy T-shirt and light jumper under coat affair. Congratulations on a good turn up, and safe
riding.
Jo (ex-MSCAV)
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GOSSIP*** GOSSIP***
GOSSIP*** GOSSIP*** GOSSIP*** GOSSIP***
You heard it
first in this mag:-
Keith
and Tom to swap bikes. (Finance Co’s watch out)
Frank donates
$1.22 to Childrens Hospital.
Miserable Markham
fails to be taken in for raffle ticket.
What certain
member does not want it know to another member that he calls him “DAWSO”. More to come. (eh, STEVO)
Easter Bunnie comes to Lynne in shape of square egg. Watch out for Pimples.
Fagan lashes out
and buys $450 tent. Blizzard
proof.
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Father O’Reilly
was a priest in a very poor parish. He
asked for suggestions as to how to raise money for his church and was told
horse owners always had money, so he went to a horse auction the following day,
but he made a very poor buy, as the horse turned out to be a donkey.
However he
thought he might as well enter the donkey in a race. The donkey came in third and the next morning
the headlines in the paper read “AA PLACE FOR FATHER O’REILLY’S ASS.” The Archbishop saw the paper and was very
displeased. The next day the donkey came
in first and the headlines read, “FATHER O’REILLY’S ASS OUT IN FRONT”. The Archbishop was up in arms and figured
something had to be done and when the donkey raced for the third time it came
in second and the paper headlines read “FATHER O’REILLY’S ASS BACK IN PLACE”.
The Archbishop
thought this too much so he forbade the priest to race the donkey again, which
inspired the editor to write “ARCHBISHOP SCRATCHES FATHER O’REILLY’S ASS”.
They buried the
Archbishop three days later.
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“WAITER, this
coffee tastes like mud.”
“Well, it was
ground only ten minutes ago.”
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“WAITER, there’s
a dead fly in my soup”.
“Yes, it’s the
hot water that kills them”
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A mad scientist
made a clone of himself, but the experiment went wrong. The end result was an ugly, obscene monster,
and the scientist got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff. He was arrested by Police and charged with
making an obscene clone fall.
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