ITINERARY AUGUST
1984
5th 9.30 KBCP
11.00
sharp HALLUM
Bass
is on the eastern shore of Western Port Bay; near Phillip Island.
12th MAROONDAH DAM: B.B.Q.
10.00
KBCP
11.15
Lilydale
19th FINLAY’S WIMPLESS RIDE
8.30
KBCP
More
k’s than you can poke a stick at.
26th SNOW RIDE
9.30
KBCP
10.45
Lilydale
Destination
will depend on snow report
SEPTEMBER
2nd HANGING ROCK B.B.Q.
10.00
KBCP
Travelling
via the optical illusion road, Mt. Macedon
7th GENERAL MEETING
8.15pm
sharp; Club Hall Fairfield
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EDITORIAL
If nothing else,
this issue demonstrates that some of you out there in member land have learnt
to write, (even if mummy had to address the envelope). In fact, some of you have even forwarded
magazine cuttings for me to print so that others may be informed/amused, (using
scissors hey, my, my we are being adventurous).
For those of you who haven’t yet learnt to read to yourself without
moving your lips or who read slowly, I have typed slow and used double line
spacing. However, the practice of double
line spacing will cease as of this issue, as I find myself typing too much.
Keith Finlay, Editor.
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THE TROUBLE WITH MT. MISERY IS...... SUNDAY....JULY 8th
Before we start,
let me say that my way of writing this might be different-however-stiff cheese
and you lot wot went to the icicles run (and froze) should have been there to
savour the sky, (blue) the road, (dry – in part) and the company, good of
course, (good vibrations all round).
For me the day
started around 7.00am, (guess who forgot to note the K.B.C.P. start time; I
give up, who?...ed) To make
sure that if the ride time was 8.00 or 8.30am, I’d catch it. I waited from 8.20 to 9.05am for starters,
the first to arrive being Peter & GT 750.
Ben & Kwaka 550 followed and soon took
charge of the run displaying maps (whoever thought we would use ‘em) and courage to lead the two of us.
As we, (all
three of us) departed, Gary with Suzi GS 1000G
appeared over the ramp and took station in the group (where were all the rest
of you – warming up after a cold night perhaps!!!)
It went this
way:-
Plenty road and
on to Whittlesea was the first object with Sunday traffic and double lines
slowing Peter and I at least, but good road and warm sunny conditions
prevailed.
On
to Wallan, Romsey and Woodend with cooler temperatures in the hills but still
sunny and dry. Some great pasture land in this region if
you’re an old moo – Hanging Rock flew past at a reasonable rate of knots.
It was this
section that had perhaps the greatest variation of conditions with dry
atmosphere, but wet or damp corners in the shaded areas and at one point a
bloody great mess of clay on the bitumen form road-side works or whatever -
yours truly got a face full behind tint ops.
We all managed to stay upright but only because of sensible speeds and
with no assistance from the C.R.B.
Ben and Gary
were consistently cornering better and tended to get away from Peter and
myself. We stopped at Woodend for coffee
etc and to warm a bit (which BIT!!!)
Trentham,
Daylesford and Creswick followed with more of the above good weather, good
roads and good riding. At Daylesford we
passed the usual Sunday morning market or trash & treasure sale with
appropriate crowds and traffic jams. I
really love that tin top driver in a bloody rusty ute
that became 9 feet wide and travelled at 10/20 kph down the so called highway,
while waving and honking to/at his friends in town. (Too much
mineral water for breakfast perhaps).
Daylesford to
Creswick was a good run with heaps of those lovely corner things that make my Suzi S waver and wallow some and, you guessed it, Ben and
Gary did it again. Of course, we mature
bikers appreciate the scenery more; as it lingers just that little bit longer –
the scenery that is.
Creswick! Well
we missed it as we headed towards Learmonth with the man in blue giving us the
go slow look over before we turned off and away in the clear again (4 HAIL
MARY’S). More of the same to Learmonth
with good roads, note this you Icicles, and somewhere in there, some fantastic
crests and humps, in what I imagine like a U.K. style country lane, with hedges
either side and providing orgasmic feelings at 120-130 kph; (with Suzi doing her stuff).
But where’s Mt.
Misery you ask?
Round and round
in circles we went, (reminds me of a joke) and at last – off like a fart in a
wind storm went Ben slowing only to read the map, (bloody thing). The title to this story in concluded
with....”YOU CAN’T GET TO IT”
It must be
something the Actress said to the Bishop?
After this
devastating discovery we headed towards Ballarat in search of petrol, lunch and
a breather. Here the official club part
of the day finished and a clear run to Melbourne via Western Highway followed.
Five and a half
big ones on the tacho and I still couldn’t catch them – SHIT!!!
Darryl T.
GS1000ST
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THE ALPINE RALLY
The Alpine Rally
was held again on the Queen’s Birthday weekend and for anyone who hasn’t been before, it was a perfect time to try it out. The rally site is at Brindabella which is way
back in the Alphington Canberra(BEN NOT SURE ON THE LAST TWO WORDS CAN
YOU LOOK IN YOUR MAGAZINE AND CHANGE IT TO WHAT IT IS. THE PRINTING IS VERY
POOR IN THIS MAGAZINE SORRY). The track in
is usually covered in snow or at least mud, but this year was just like a
Sunday club ride although the creek crossing was a little deeper than
usual. Even the shop-keeper with his 4
wheel drive made it in on the Friday; so on one was short of milk, bread or a
Mars Bar.
The Rally site
is nestled into a valley with plenty of cold clean water and toilets are
provided. The mild weather; it only got
down to -3º overnight; meant that there were a few more YOBS than before, but
there was little need to stay or stray from Phil’s famous rally fire.
The trip out was
a little more exciting as Phil, Brenda, myself and a few others were conned into
taking the Tumut road; al-la Fagan. It
took us approximately 6 hours to cover the 72km to the bitumen. That’s 72km of thick, slippery mud, ruts and
steep grades. It was impossible to get
through without taking off your front mudguards and apparently the road was in
top condition. Even after getting
through all that, on a perfectly straight stretch of road I lost concentration
momentarily and ran straight off the edge, resulting in an unrideable bike and
a big pain in the ....
Anyway it was a
good weekend. Many
thanks to Keith Finlay, Phil Duffy, Steve Verdon and
his mates for all the assistance over an eventful weekend.
Noddy..Z1100
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JERUSALEM CREEK: 27th May
Sunday’s
ride to Jerusalem Creek, or Eildon for the counter lunch was a great day. We left the KBCP just after 9.30am and headed
out to Lilydale via the Eastern freeway.
Then onto Yarra Glen, Glenburn and Yea. A few kilometres out of Yea, I saw blue
flashing lights ahead and proceeded to slow down. I went past a cop booking a guy on an FJ1100
Yamaha. We stopped at Alexandra for tea
and coffee and caught up with the guy who got pinched. It seemed a summons was in order. His mate, who was riding the new Kwaka 900 and himself decided to join us at Eildon for
lunch. We rolled up at the usual hotel,
(The Golden Trout) to find Ross and girlfriend, Craig, Christine and son, and
Ted Marshall. With lunch ordered some of
us decided to get warm in front of a roaring fire. Others proceeded to have a drink or two,
(alcoholic, that is). Well anyway
drinking of alcoholic beverages on Club rides is a no-no, so the Club Captain
informed those culprits that they were not to ride home with the club. There was quite a discussion at the following
General Meeting on this particular subject.
After
lunch it was decided that we should ride down and have a look at Jerusalem
Creek. But unfortunately wires were
crossed and we ended up riding to the top of the dam, where we could appreciate
fine views from either side. A couple of
club members decided to have a look at Jerusalem Creek anyway, by-passing the
rest of us and going home early, as they couldn’t see to locate where we had
gone.
We
left Eildon about 2.30 and travelled home through Thornton Buxton, a few
Windies through the Black Spur and departed company in Lilydale, at the regular
spot. It was a most enjoyable day’s
ride, with a good number turning up to enjoy good company, food and sunshine.
CHEERS
BRENDA...R65
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TATURA – WELL ALMOST July 1st
Due
to the arrival of the ski season, the previously arranged BBQ at Tatura was not
on; (no Brenda, no barby), so the main attraction of the ride up there wasn’t
up there. Besides, Calder was shaping up
to be quite exciting, with the third round of the Superbike Series, Thunder
bikes, the debut of Kawasaki’s new KR250 in the hands of Robbie Philis, etc. So when
I arrived at the KBCP I spread mutiny among the ranks, much to Ted Marshall’s
displeasure; (he didn’t come with us).
Around
9.30 we headed out New Footscray Road to the Western Highway at Deer Park. After Rockbank we turned off to take the road
that almost parallels the highway and meets up with the Geelong Bacchus Marsh
road about 10k’s south of the Marsh. We
regrouped in Bacchus Marsh and some of our number; (7 to be exact) produced hot
coffee to ward off the chill in the air.
Someone
spotted a bargain in the hardware store nearby; a 50lb barrel of nails for only
$25.00, the best part was the inscription on the barrel, “MADE IN OCCUPIED
JAPAN” talk about old stock!!
From
there we headed onto the Gisborne road, a really fine piece of bitumen
this. Good views from the top of the
ridge on the early parts, a road also recommended to push
bike riders as it is mostly downhill coming from Gisborne.
We
then turned onto the Calder highway and made our way back to Calder Raceway. We
parked our bikes and go settled on the hill overlooking Gloweave
corner, just as the first race started.
I won’t bore you with the details, because if you weren’t there you’re
obviously not that interested in racing anyway.
Suffice to say that the KR250 came home in 1st place in the
250 Proddie race, more due to the pilot than any superiority on the part of the
machine.
The
group broke up in dribs and drabs during the afternoon, with yours truly being
the only one present at stumps. What
about Tatura? Well...... maybe next time.
Phil
Duffy XT550
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BEN
BEND’EM at Calder
Advanced Riding.....part 3 (final
episode)
Ben, having mastered the technique of smoother
riding, as outlined in the preceding exciting chapters is now lapping Calder at
the speed of light. However, I will
allow Ben to take up the story from here.....I soon became bored of this and
tried to flick the wheel to either side, on one occasion going too far, coming
to rest, over-balancing and stepping off.
On in a flash.
Only the guy behind me was aware that I had stepped off. No damage.
Just be more careful.
A few of us pulled into the side under
the shade. It was getting hot (and dusty). The instruction was now officially over. We were free to go on the track if we
wished. About half of the group did. Steve was going to play with is old TX350
which the new owner had brought to the track to practise on and wanted/let
Steve have a ride on.
So I did some more laps and at the end
of the day I had don’t in the vicinity of 130km around the track. I ran out of petrol at one corner and put in
half a tank’s worth for free. The older
instructor was timing Steve at about 50 seconds per lap. The lap record is about 42 seconds for bikes
and 36 point something for cars. From
memory, Alan Jones set a new lap record of 36.9 seconds in his Williams a few
years ago, the lap record will only be a few tenths below that now. Touring cars get around in 40 to 42 seconds.
That was another myth they
exploded. CARS are FASTER than bikes,
ESPECIALLY in corners. They just slide
around them. But most car drivers don’t
use the potential of their vehicles. In
a straight line bikes have a show, especially if it is rough, as witnessed in
the Paris to Dakar race. The first bike
was nine hours ahead of the first car (which was third out right anyway).
I kept threatening myself with the last
lap, but could never get the lines quite right.
I was getting tired and finally stopped.
Next day I was quite stiff, as if after a night of squash, but different
muscles. I now approach corners with a
completely different mental and physical attitude. I learnt something.
Ben Warden GPz550
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RUMOUR HAS IT....prospective members Sam
Toocan can too drop his sultana 2 rides in a row.
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TORRUMBARRY
WEIR
June 10-11th
Making the use of a ‘flexi-day’ I left
on Friday morning for Bendigo and made a stop at Kyneton, where I had a light snack
before going on. When I arrived at
Kangaroo Flats I turned left off the highway and took a back road for about 10k
before reaching John Cecil’s farm; where I was making a visit on him and
Cheryl, (a couple of old members of our club).
I didn’t see John for long as he was getting ready for the Alpine
Rally. I finished up staying the night
as it was too cold outside. Nothing like a nice fire and watching T.V. The following morning after saying goodbye to
Cheryl and the kids, I headed north towards Echuca, with a light drizzle of
rain falling, going through Rochester before getting there. After looking
around for a while and having a bite to eat, I toured out to the Weir; about ½ an
hour’s ride. I set up camp after picking
a nice spot then went sightseeing around the Weir. I listened to some football to fill in time
before deciding to go down to Torrumbarry for a counter tea, about 5km down the
road. No one else had turned up.
It was a very good social evening, the
meal was good, the pub was very crowded, you couldn’t move. There was quite a bit of entertainment going
on, I drank vermouth and coke and ate potato chips. I left around 10pm after having a cup of
coffee. The ride back to camp wasn’t too
good as I ran into heavy fog with visibility down to zero in places; I really
had to watch it in places, especially in corners. But I made it. The following morning when I woke it was
bitterly cold, looking outside my tent I could see ice, I knew why, it was
-2º. It was late morning before I left the
church, at Echuca, then along to the ‘Steam and Vintage Rally’. That filled in my day; one interesting item
was the rope making machine.
When I got back to camp I cooked some
tea and cleaned up a bit. I had quite an
evening with some other people who invited me over to their site, where they
had a nice big fire going, they even gave me a couple of ‘stubbies’ which I
didn’t mind. I left camp at 10am for
home after an entertaining weekend, with the only concern being, seeing no oil
in the sight glass, but that was due to the freezing cold. OH LONESOME ME.
PETER
P.....GT750 Honda/4.
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WANTED....more
articles from NON committee members.
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MOROTCYCLISTS:THE VICTIMS OF THIRD PARTY
As some of you may be aware, there is
possibly going to be an increase of more than 100% in third party insurance
payments. The recommendations from the
State Insurance Office (S.I.O) is that the payment should rise because they
payout so much on third party for motorcyclists and get so little in receipts
back, i.e. outward expense (x) doesn’t equal inward payments (y) As it is now
75% of ‘x’ are a result of motorcar drivers making a motorcyclist an innocent
victim in a crash. To me this means that
the total to no more than 25% of ‘y’, that is of third party payments.
This is admittedly a grossly simplified
calculation of the situation, but it does indicate the injustice of the
matter. As noted in the ‘Sun’ newspaper
article, motorcyclists should not pay extra for being victims, and if so, maybe
pedestrians and cyclists should pay third party too, for the privilege of being
run over by cars.
A false media report from ‘Revs’ was a
result of unclear information. They ran
the M.R.A for information, who in turn referred them onto the S.I.O for
additional information. The S.I.O state
that there was nothing happening on the subject and ‘Revs’ then assumed that
the recommendations were knocked back.
Because, the government isn’t sitting until September, no result is
likely until September.
As the Government is desperate for
money, there is still a possibility of a rise.
If it does we as a club may, with other clubs on a united front
demonstrate in the streets. Sounds good,
doesn’t it, but it may be necessary, so be ready to consider it.
S.I.O
recommended rates |
Old rates |
Possible new
Increase rates |
Up to 300cc |
$77.70 |
$134.00 $56.30
72.4% |
Up to 500cc |
93.10 |
178.00 84.90
91.2 |
500 & over |
102.80 |
223.00 120.20
116.9 |
Motorcar |
169.30 |
223.00
53.70 31.7 |
Ross Bradshaw GS1000 G
(Secretary)
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LETTERS
TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor:
Concerning the current itinerary, I
don’t agree that we have “shied away from catering to the whims of individual
groups”. Indeed we have tried to
accommodate all tastes, except perhaps the trail-bike mentality that seems to
be favoured by some members, if you want to go trail riding, buy a trail bike,
join A.M.T.R.A. and do it properly.
The demise of the camping weekend has
been admitted to. Most club members
would rather attend one of the many rallies that are held, than a club camping
weekend; witness Torrumbarry Weir;- one patron.
Regarding the inclusion of “family type
B.B.Q’s” I don’t see that this would alienate the “RIDERS” that you seem to
think it would, (by the way, do real riders eat quiche?). As there is no one in the club who attends
every ride listed, I can’t see that anyone would be deprived of a ride and we
might even encourage some members to come along, who would otherwise be unable
to spend the eight or so hours on a longer format ride due to other commitments
on their hard earned weekend.
I also hope that the occasional shorter
ride will encourage the less experienced riders to gain more confidence; are we
scaring off too many prospective members on smaller machinery with our desire
to clock up as many kilometres in a day as is physically possible?
Keep Stirring
Phil Duffy
PRESIDENT
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No. 2
THE ROAD CAPTAINS REPLY:
The new august to November itinerary
sees the re-introduction of the ride and B.B.Q., or as the Editor would have
it; “the family type B.B.Q.” The
committee, in making up each itinerary goes to great lengths and considerably
time to try and cater to the whims of individual groups within the club, as I’m
sure anyone who had studied the itinerary will note.
The family B.B.Q., of which there are
only three, should in no way detract from the club and if they aren’t as
popular as first thought from the club and if they aren’t as popular as first
thought we have lost nothing in giving people the chance to give them a go.
We have many times in the past asked for
members ride suggestions and from the lack of enthusiasm, it is always left up
to the committee to plan your weekends. A responsibility not taken lightly. This itinerary also sees a snow ride,
progressive dinner, Ben’s twisties, high altitude
cricket and many more pickups. There is
a ride for everyone and for those who can’t find a ride to suit, I feel safe in
saying they will enjoy Sunday 19th August, be sure to pack your
survival rations.
So if you have any suggestions at all
for YOUR club rides let us know, or forever go on whinging.
**Please note that everyone who went on
Saturday night to the film might enjoyed themselves thoroughly, all 17 of us
wish to thank Robyn Duffy for organising the night.
Noddy.
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No.3
Dear Editor,
Just a few
comments on your editorial in the July edition of our magazine. I must disagree with your description of the
current itinerary. I wasn’t aware that
“individual groups” existed in our club.
With the issue of the number of barbeques on the
itinerary, the editor will kindly note that there is one barbeque for each of
the months of August, September and October but not for the month of November. I personally think that B.B.Q. rides are one
way for club members to get together with their families, boyfriends or
girlfriends and enjoy the company of other club members and their
families. It is usually a fun day for
all who attend and a bit of a break from the normal Sunday rides. I will agree that club is centrally a riding
club, but barbeques provide a change from the normal routine. I think that most members of our club will
find the current itinerary is the most interesting itinerary the committee has
produced for a while. Every month
provides at least one, if not two rides that are of interest to everyone.
One final point to be made is that our
club is every M.T.C.V. members’ club, not just the current committees. It is therefore every member’s responsibility
to air their views as to what places and areas the club rides should go. So how about it club members. Wheat we need is a lot more suggestions form
you for the next itinerary. The job
shouldn’t be left entirely up to the committee.
Yours Faithfully,
BRENDA POLLET
(Assistant Secretary), R65
P.S. I was told that the editor made
those comments to see what reaction he would get. Is this true Editor??
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UNDERSTANDING
YOUR ENPLOER’S JARGON
GENERAL:
TO DELEGATE....pass the buck
TO DELEGATE UPWARDS....pass the buck
back
FILED...lost
PENDING...what the hell do we do with
this?
DELAYED....forgotten
URGENCY...panic
EXTREME URGENCY....blind panic
FRANK AND OPEN DISCUSSION....flaming row
ANALYTICAL PROJECTION....guesses
LONG-RANGE FORECAST....wild guess
SCHEDULED....hope for
DEFICIENCY ANALYSIS...pointing the
finger
PERFORMANCE COUNCELLING....rockets
JOB ROTATION...finds somewhere to put
Charlie
ASSISTANT TO....sorry Charlie, it’s this
or retirement
STRATEGY...low cunning
ENVIRONMENT POLLUTION...other people’s
waste
COMPANY REPORT....blinding with science
SUPPLEMENTARY STATISTICAL
INFORMATION...padding
NEW...last year’s model in a different
colour
ALL NEW...as above with a new box
A RADICALLY DIFFERENT CONCEPT IN
SPACE-AGE LIVING...new
ADVERSE CONSUMER REACTION...the boss’
wife didn’t like it
INGENIOUSLY ENGINEERED...incredibly
difficult to install and service
EXHAUSTIVE TESTS...the sales manger took
it home to his kids
DESTRUCTIVE TESTS...the sales manager’s
kids broke it
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PERSONNEL APPRAISALS: A TRANSLATION
AVERAGE EMPLOYER...not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED...made no
major blunders yet
ACTIVE SOCIALLY...drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY...wife drinks
too
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH... still one
step ahead of the law
ZEALOUS ATTITUCE...opinionated
QUICK THINKING...offers plausible
excuses for mistakes
CAREFUL THINKER...won’t make a decision
TAKES PRIDE IN HIS WORK...conceited
PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT...buys drinks for
the boss
FORCEFUL...argumentative
AGGRESSIVE...obnoxious
AMBITIOUS...ruthless
SHREWD...devious
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MOVIE
NIGHT
14th July
Just a quick
note about the film night.
After a bit of mucking about because of not being able to get tickets
where we could all sit together and a ring around to ask if those interested
would mind a change of movie, I finally got the 17 tickets on Friday the 13th,
to see ‘Romancing the Stone’. Everyone
arrived on time with a few nipping across the road for a drink to ward off the
cold, (it was freezing). The seats were
in the middle of the cinema, ½ in one row with the others right behind. The movie was enjoyed by all; it had some
funny lines, some romance and some action with a bit of unbelievable garbage
thrown in just for fun. Afterwards we
went to the Pancake Parlour, much to Mick’s disgust we had to climb 3 flights
of stairs, (he has torn a ligament or something in his knee). A quick supper, then all that was left was to
say good bye to everyone and head off home to nice warm bed. My thanks to those that braved the cold and
made the night most enjoyable, it was lovely to see the better halves being
taken out for a change.
Robyn Duffy...Social Secretary
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GETTING
AROUND REGULARLY
The Motorcycle Touring Club of Victoria
is a non-parochial, non-sexist, non-elitist club of keen tourers open to owners
and passengers of any make or size of bike.
The club conducts organised trips most Sundays from central Melbourne,
with only a few standing rules such as punctuality and a ban on alcohol
consumption while on tour.
General meetings are held once a month
and the membership fee is $10 per year.
For further information, phone Keith Finlay on (03) 379-8123 or Ross Bradshaw
on (03) 49-4314.
REVS.....June 2 – July 5
(Betcha didn’t
know all that....Ed)
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COSWAY Motorcycles had generously
offered a perpetual trophy for the annual Gee-A1 wall butting completion.
(Don’t ask me what it means, I just
print it.....Ed.)
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TOORONGA
FALLS 24.6.84
BIKES: K100RS (Jack), GS1000G (Gary),
GSX1100 (Craig Dawson), 75/5 (Andrew Lavery), CB900FS
full fairing (Mark), CB650 (Tony), Z500 (Danny), GPz550 (Ben).
I arrived with about 10 minutes to
spare, having refuelled along the way.
Gary Lloyd’s 21’st party had taken its toll on some of the more regular
riders. Mark was on his first club ride
so I explained the corner marking system to him. I was to lead with Tony the rear rider.
We departed at about 9.35am out the
Eastern Freeway taking the Thompson’s Road exit to reach Warrandyte. On to Kangaroo Ground and
Yarra Glen. I did not leave a
corner marker on the Steels Creek Road and waited at the next
intersection. Gary arrived telling me
the others had taken the Steels Creek road, and that he felt unwell and was
leaving the ride. I set off in hot
pursuit of the others, knowing that they would be confronted by an unmarked “Y”
intersection which would slow them up. It
did.
Apparently Mark had sat at the traffic
island back at Yarra Gen unsure of where to go and the others just assumed he
was corner-marking. Hmmm.
Back to Yarra Glen and on to
Healesville. Over the Black Spur with
morning tea at the usual Narbethong petrol/take-away place at about 11am. Everyone seemed to be enjoying the ride. The weather was fine, not too cold, though
the clouds looked threatening. A strong
north wind was blowing, destroying the chance of snow and consequently the
number of cars on the road.
On to Marysville
and up to Cumberland Junction over the 5.8km or unmade section. The dirt was quite sticky and soon
bespattered the once clean bikes.
Down the Reefton Spur was magic as
usual. For me, the whole aim of the day
was to ride this piece of road. Last
time the club ventured to Noojee, we came up from the south, but no one wanted
to return via the Spur. Chris had
dropped her GSX and the others were either too tired or it was too late. This time I made sure we did the Reefton Spur
first when people were relatively fresh and the light was good.
I waited at the bottom for the rest to
catch up. They arrived a few minutes
later in a procession behind Andrew.
Toney was in raptures, it being his first time across the Spur. He swapped rear riding position with Jack.
A quick blast to Warburton turning left
at Yarra Junction to Powelltown. Out of
Powelltown they have just resurfaced the road (no lines yet). It bears as uncanny resemblance to the south
end of the Reefton Spur, the blackened spouting trees setting it off. This road will be excellent when marked.
As I waited at the intersection where it
becomes dirt (a major drawback) I met Craig Dawson coming the other way. He had waited fruitlessly at Hallam for a
“pickup”, assuming that was the way I would be heading. I may have indicated this to him at the party
the night before. Sorry mate.
On to Noojee for
lunch and petrol at about 1.30pm.
I asked Craig which way the falls
were. He had decided to wait for us to
return from the falls. After reaching a
signpost saying 69km to Matlock I knew we had goofed. Hmm. Danny lead us correctly back to the
falls. Toney, Andrew and I climbed the
steep half km to the top and Jack made it about half way. Toney was in fine comical form
as usual.
Heading home through Neerim, I recalled
an earlier ride with pillion and remembered how slow 60km/h had seemed. I pondered: had that trucked flashed its
lights at me as I flew round the corner entering the town?....RADAR! 75 to 40 km/h and hope. I survived.
Tony didn’t - $90. Eighty five (knocked down
form 93) km/h in a 60 km/h zone.
Along the Princes highway I came up
behind a suspicious looking unmarked car (heavily antennaed)
and when he waved to a lurking marked police car behind a hill, the game was
up.
We split up at Hallam completing a
satisfying ride enjoyed by all. A round trip of about 430km.
The bike has now done 69,900km.
Ben Warden
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FASTEST
HOON IN Australia
In America it is marked by exotically
souped-up cars, pace passionate petrol-heads, dirty tricks, elaborate
police evasion methods and as much drinking and carousing as one can fit into a
petrol stop.
It is the Cannonball run – a mad,
illegal and dangerous race across the breadth of the US, which has been
prompted by tow Burt Reynolds’ movies and denounced by police who nevertheless
have never managed to thwart the stampede.
Like most tacky American ideas, the
Cannonball is about to get its first run in Australia. Given the nature of the continental
drag-race, details are sketchy, but it will run from Surfers Paradise to Perth.
The start is rumoured to be three weeks
off and some of our better known race enthusiasts have been revving their twin carbies in preparation.
Although authorities are normally kept
in the dark over the Cannonball, police have already issued warnings about speed
limits and the like.
Unofficial estimates are that the
tortuous trip across Australia should take the lead drivers between 35 and 40
hours – indicating an average speed of between 100 and 114 kmh.
There is no prize, except of course the
glory of being the fastest hoon in Australia.
THE AGE......16th. July
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You’ve all seen those sharply worded
letters to the editor; but maybe they were just a bit better at it in olden
days. People like George Bernard Shaw,
who wrote on July 5th, 1905 to the London Times:-
“Sir,
The opera management at Covent Garden
regulates the dress of its male patron.
When is it going to do the same to the women...
At 9 o’clock (the opera began at 8) a
lady came in and sat down very conspicuously in my line of sight. She remained there until the beginning of the
last act. I do not complain of her
coming late and going early; on the contrary, I wish she had come later and
gone earlier.
For this lady who had very black hair,
had stuck over her right ear the pitiable corpse of a large white bird, which
looked exactly as if someone had killed it by stamping on its breast and then
nailed it to the lady’s temple, which was presumably of sufficient solidity to
bear such an operation. I am not, I
hope, a morbidly squeamish person, but the spectacle sickened me.
I presume that if I had presented myself
at the doors with a dead snake around my neck, a collection of black beetles
pinned to my shirt front and a grouse in my hair, I should have been refused
admission.....