Portland Easter Weekend           Friday 9th to Monday 12th April, 2004

 

Suzuki Bandit 1200      Ron Johnston                Suzuki GSXR 1000      Clifford Peters,

Honda VFR 800          Bruce Saville                Kawasaki ZX10-RR    Danny Hawker                        

Kawasaki ZX12R        Jason Peters                 Kawasaki ZX9             Peter Logan      (day two))

Yamaha 250 Majesty   Peter Philferan              Car                              Danny Kosinski and Julie Johnston                               

The Bandit has been on the road for three weeks now since the rebuild. I had to set the tappets, lock tight the bolt holding starter clutch to the crank, fix oil leaks and put the rest of the fairing and front guard on. After a couple of rides and I am quite happy with the way the Bandit is going though I am still a little nervous, as I haven’t ridden the Bandit for quite some time. In summary, the bike has been off the road for 11 of the last 12 months.

 

I rang Cliff earlier in the week and he told me that Danny Hawker and himself would be riding their bikes to Melbourne on Thursday evening, arriving at 10.30pm intending to leave with the Club from the West Gate Servo on Good Friday morning.

 

Thursday 8th

I packed a few bags and some tools just in case I might need them on the ride. Earlier in the week I was running around like a chook with my head cut off because I couldn’t find my Dri-Rider jacket. You know how it is, blame someone else, rah-rah-rah, much to Julie’s disgust. When I had spoken to Cliff earlier, he said he had noticed a jacket hanging on a chair in the kitchen at Tyrendarra, but he didn’t realise it belonged me. Apparently I had left it there when Julie and I visited a few weeks earlier. Silly me. Cliff and Danny arrived safely. I make room in the garage for their bikes. They said it was a rather cool ride to Melbourne and hence much appreciated a cuppa and the warmth of the heater.

 

Friday 09/04/04

Up early because Julie had to follow me in the car to Danny Kosinki’s place.  We agreed on leaving at 8am, but it wasn’t until 8.30am that we left.  Cliff and Danny H. decided to leave independently and make their own way to the Shell Westgate Servo.  It took us about 45 minutes to get to Danny K’s place, riding straight past his house. You really have to concentrate while riding and trying to find a street number. 

 

Julie waited in the car while I went inside looking for Danny. He was out the back and upstairs. He apologised for the mess. Danny and Monica had shifted house a couple of weeks earlier but he was unable to do much because his hand was bandaged in a splint after a fall off a push bike on tram tracks about 6 weeks ago. (Who said motor bikes are dangerous?) I carried his gear down to the car and then we made our way to the official pickup point, arriving about 9.30am. Danny and Julie went inside for a caffeine fix and a sausage roll.  Jason was next to arrive, followed by Cliff, Danny, and finally Bruce. All eyes were on Danny’s new ZX10R. It was time for a run down on where we were going: usual route, Princes Freeway to Little River and then the back roads. We said our goodbyes to Julie and Danny and said we would see them at the farm late afternoon.

 

As I was leaving the servo some old bloke in a Commodore station wagon come careering around the service road and nearly ran into me. I just saw him out of the corner of my eye, and had to swerve out of his way. Stupid old fart must have thought he was the only one on the road, oblivious to other traffic around him.

 

We cruised to Little River and then hit the back roads to Corio and Moorabool. At the Geelong-Ballan Road intersection we stopped. I had to fix my neck sock and Cliff had to take his Dri Rider jacket off because he was starting to cook. He was wearing it over his leathers.  Then onto Batesford where we turned left onto Dogs Rock Road. It’s quite good with a dip in the S bend and then up and over the hill with a long straight to the Fyansford / Gheringhap Road which we crossed and headed along the Friend In Hand road to the Hamilton Highway. From Stonehaven to Pettavel is a grouse bit of road with nice curves and a bit of up hill and down dale.  From Moriac we headed round the back of Wurdlboluc Reservoir, Bambra, Deans Marshand Lorne. We passed a few cars, but that was to be expected. The road from Deans Marsh to Lorne must be everybody’s favourite piece of road, for reasons only known to bikers.

 

Lorne was the first stop, cars and people everywhere, with sights for sore eyes from both sexes. You could spend all day checking out the sights without needing to leave town. A dogs eye (meat pie ..Ed.) and a can of V (Red Bull equivalent …Ed.) to wash it all down was welcome and gave my hands time to warm up.

 

Soon it was time to saddle up and move out. There was a lot of traffic and, unlike last year, no competition. So it was a fairly casual sort of ride in and out of the cars with the odd fast section. We stopped just the other side of Apollo Bay and waited for Bruce to arrive. When he did, he had to light up a cigarette before we could get going again.  On the way out we did a hard charge up the hill and passed 20 cars including a couple off caravans.

 

About 15 kms into the Otway Ranges we stopped at the top of a hill to regroup, only to passed by all the vehicles we passed earlier. Then onto Lavers Hill, but not before Cliff and Danny do their thing on their favourite piece of road.

 

Lavers Hill was a welcome stop with more hot food and drink and time to warm my hands up again. From Lavers Hill to Port Campbell is a good ride. Before we got to Port Campbell Cliff slowed down and waited for Jason to catch up. A couple of us were waiting at the roundabout at Port Campbell when a bloke in a 4WD pulled up in front of us and said that a guy on a green bike some kilometres back was walking around on the side of the road. ALARM BELLS rang. After a quick discussion we decide to wait and see who turned up. Cliff arrived with Jason in tow. Questions were asked. Jason said he had leg cramp and he had to walk around. Nothing serious.

 

As we rode through Port Campbell we saw a bush fire burning on the other side of the river on the high side of the road. Last year when we came through here, there was a bush fire on the left side of the road.

 

The rest of the trip to Warrnambool was fairly tedious. At the last fuel stop before the farm we waited for 15 minutes. The traffic was heavy. I was last to leave following Bruce. The others had disappeared but we caught them on the other side of Warrnambool. The tempo picked up a bit as we passed Tower Hill. Danny took the lead around Killarney.

 

There is an antique and bric-a-brac shed opposite the pub. I haven’t been in there to have a look, but they had a 1932 Ford V8 one and a half ton truck for sale in the paddock which looked in pretty good condition. We carried on and took the turn off to Port Fairy to break the monotony of the main road. A quick fang down the back road before crossing bridge over the Moyne River with a slow cruise through the village. We became separated, but met up again on the main road.

 

Jason disappeared. Cliff took off after him and that was the last we saw of them till we got to the farm. Danny, Bruce and myself just stuck to speed limit, being on the main road, plus we knew there would be a few cops sniffing around, being Good Friday. We passed through Yambuk (there is a nice old blue stone pub there) and Codrington where the wind turbines are on the coastline.

 

Just out of Codrington we passed a motorcyclist who was talking to a cop in a blue XR 8.  We carried on. I was keeping watch in my mirror and the copper eventually started to follow, slow at first with lights flashing and then gradually catching up with us. We ended up slowing to 85 km/h because we didn’t know whether he wanted to pass or pull us over. Eventually we stopped.

 

He was about six foot, solid build and about a pick axe handle and a half across the shoulders. Scary. He wanted to know if we had lost any riders? Danny did the talking and said we hadn’t. The cop said there was a couple of guys on green bikes and one was wearing green leathers, and did we know them? Danny didn’t know anyone. The cop suggested he was not very convincing and if we were to see them, he wanted to talk to them. Then he got back in his car and drove off. Apparently he had been up and down the road three times looking for the offenders. We headed for  the farm, now only a few kilometers away.

 

We arrived at the farm noting everybody was there except Cliff.  Jason said he hadn’t seen Cliff since Port Fairy, so rang Cliff’s mobile phone and reached him at a farmer’s house in Settlers Road. Jason got in his car and went and picked him up, since Cliff was a marked man. They arrived back 20 minutes later. Cliff said that when he turned into Settlers road he dropped his bike on the right hand side due to gravel on the corner. “When I applied the back brake, the back went around and I dropped it. I was only doing 10 – 15 km/h.” Just a few scratches to the right hand fairing and part of the oggy knob ws ground away. The knobs were bought only a week before - luckily.

 

We decided to have tea in town because it was getting late.  Bruce, Danny K, Julie and I headed off to the Gordon Hotel where we were booked in while Danny H went home to Condah. Peter Philferan was there, having come down the day before. Macs Hotel was closed, being Good Friday, so we went back to the Gordon Hotel for tea. The meal was very enjoyable.  After tea we went upstairs to the lounge and made a tea or coffee and watched a bit of TV.  Julie had to go back to the farm and Peter P, Bruce, Danny K and myself stayed at the Hotel. That night I was glad to hit the sack. It had been a long day.

 

Saturday 10/04/04

The weather was overcast but mild. Cliff, Jason and Danny H arrived at the Hotel. Peter P was going to go to the Ulysses social sip at one of the coffee shops just along from the Hotel. Danny K went with him. Meanwhile Danny H was phoning a friend to see if he would like to come over to Mac Park at Mount Gambier with us. There were six of us but first we had to get fuel. I asked Cliff to take us out past the airport and do a  tour around the Bridgewater Lakes. The roads through here are very good with nice hilly sweepers with some different scenery.

 

At Gorae West we turned left onto the Portland / Nelson road and headed to Nelson. We pretty much stuck to the speed limit for obvious reasons but didn’t see a copper anywhere. The road from here to Nelson would be as good, if not better, than some of the roads up Porepunkah way, if you want a high speed road with good sweepers It must have been built by a motorcyclist for motorcyclists, it’s grouse. We stopped at Nelson Road House. Jason got fuel, Bruce had a ciggy, and we had a few spots of rain.

 

Jason and Peter didn’t have any wet weather gear with them.  I said I had a couple of spare sets of leggings if they wanted, but they declined. So it was mount up and get going to Port MacDonnell. Just after the turn off it started to rain and we stopped at the next intersection. A brief discussion was held about the weather. We decided to carry on regardless. The road from here to Port MacDonnell is good and the rain was more a nuisance, visor wise, than anything else.

 

Port MacDonnell has a lot of fishing boats, and there are a lot of new houses being built including some very nice buildings, worth a dollar or two. The rain was intermittent until we got to the Mount where it pissed down. As we approached the Mount we stopped at the turn off to Mac Park. Bruce wanted to do some sight seeing, because he hadn’t been there for years. Jason said he would show him around because he had lived there for seven or eight years, so he knew what to see. Cliff, Danny, Peter and myself headed for Mac Park to watch the bike racing. It cost $7.00 to get in and that allowed you into the pits. Good value.

 

My neighbour Stuart, from across the road in Kilsyth, was racing his GSX1100 in the Forgotten Era class. We watched a couple of races including one which had a lot of Ducatis and an Aprilia, the same model as Ken Wright’s, plus a chook chaser 650 Suzuki. At the start of the race the chooky got left behind but by the second lap he was in third place where he remained till the finish. Also there were a couple of MV Augustas racing. In the second race the guy on the chooky held on for second spot. The racing wasn’t bad considering it was wet, and certainly fun to watch.

 

At lunchtime we headed over to the pits and chatted to Stuart. He said his next race was after lunch so we decided to stay, but in the meantime we lunch. The race was late starting but exciting to watch, Stuart winning the race with ease.

 

Back at the bikes, there were a lot people looking at Danny's ZX10 and asking lots of questions to which he was happy to answer. After the races it was time to go back into town to meet up with the others. It had started to rain again. We found them hiding in the main street under the shelter of the shop canopies. I had to get fuel before we went too far so we headed to our usual servo. Danny gave the ZX10 R a twist of the wrist: you should have seen it light up the rear wheel, piss easy. What a weapon it will be when it’s run in properly and he gets used to riding it. He said it was 50 kilos lighter than his ZX9.

 

At the servo, after cleaning our visors, we hit the Princes Highway back to Heywood via Dartmoor. We passed a few cars, but one stood out, a new Corolla s/w which stuck with us all the way back to Heywood. After coming through Lyons, Jason and I pulled out and passed everybody on a long straight. The people in the Corolla then passed us and headed off into the distance. Bruce and someone else gave chase. We all stopped at the Heywood Shell servo. Cliff was the last to arrive, not realising we had left him behind. Bruce was talking to bloke in the Corolla and was surprised how well it went. Carol’s daughter, Phillippa, was working at the roadhouse. A couple of people were talking to Danny H about his ZX10 again. One thing he did say was that it head shakes twice as badly as the new R1. He intends getting an after market steering damper for it, when they are available. They don’t come as a factory item.

 

Danny H and Peter were heading back to Portland from here and the rest of us were going back to the farm for a BBQ. From Heywood we went over the Mt Clay road instead of the Ettrick / Tyrendarra road; it’s quicker, but you have to watch for roos. I saw a black wallaby. 

 

Peter P and Danny K were at the farm already. Julie had been into Portland and picked them up in the car. It was good to sit down and relax and talk about the day’s events. Cliff started the BBQ, Tracey (Jason’s sister) had a lash at it, and Louise ended up doing the rest of it. Thanks Louise. A good feed was had by all, including fruit salad and cheesecake, leaving lots of very happy people. Afterwards Danny K and Peter P went with Jason into Portland, night clubbing on their minds. I left my bike at the farm and took the car to town with Julie and spent a night at the Hotel instead of at the farm. 

 

Sunday 11/04/04

I rang Cliff and Jason answered. Cliff was in bed crook and wasn’t going anywhere. Julie was happy with the decision because it meant that we could spend time together, instead of me out riding while she had to entertain herself. Julie and I went to Gavin’s farm (Carol’s fiance) at Bessiebelle. Carol had him build a new wood shed. When we arrived at the farm Carol was busy filling the shed up and Gavin was sitting on a box splitting wood for kindling. We spent a few hours there and then came back to the farm for tea. Pam and Andrew (Julie’s older sister and hubby, their daughter, Katie and her daughter Maddison were there also).  It was good to see them because they live in Brisbane.

 

Julie and I then visited Barbara in the hospital. She had caught pneumonia on her arrival back from USA and had been there for a week. She was getting out Monday morning. 

 

Bruce had rung earlier in the day and said he was going to Port Fairy by himself. Danny K and Peter P. were doing their own thing in town. I rang Bruce about 5.30 – 6.00 pm and he told me Mick Hanlon was in town.  Mick would give us a tour of his boat, all 40,000 tonnes of it.

 

When I arrived at Macs Hotel half an hour later, I found Danny K, Bruce and Peter P but Mick was in another bar talking to a friend. Peter P was asleep in his chair. Danny and Bruce had been filling him up on sherry, naughty boys. I got Peter’s attention and then we went looking for Mick in the other bar.  It was pretty swish, with a beach theme including a sailing boat suspended above the bar, and a beach scene with changing sheds painted on the wall. Mick was talking to his mate who he hadn’t seen for years. Danny and I amused ourselves playing a game of soccer on a table, winning about 3 games each. In last game it was Jason and Danny versus Bruce and I. Fun, fun, fun!

 

Peter P had had enough and went back to the Gordon, while Mick, Bruce, Danny K and myself went down to the ship in Jason’s car. Mick told Jason where to park on the wharf so his car wouldn’t get run over by the crane. We walked the gang plank (ahoy me hearties) and so the tour began, about 3 hrs in all.

 

Step inside said the spider to the fly! In we went, up countless flights of steps, to the bridge. I reckon we went up 4 floors. The ship was big. A 20 inch monitor shows you what is happening, and an alarm goes off if there is something within 40 miles of the ship. There is a radio station in one corner, and next to it weather station, and a kitchen down the other end. There was so much equipment I can’t remember what it all was. I remember a plum bob suspended above the bench pointing to a cross on a drawing on the table which showed you how the ship was being loaded, whether it was port or starboard, fore or aft, and where they had to shift the ballast around to compensate. The ship is 180 metres long, 28 metres wide, weighs in at 39,964 tonnes, with 14 metres draught when fully laden and 11 metres when empty.

 

Back downstairs we went through a maze of passages. We saw two laundries and a toilet block. One of the blokes on the boat told us that Alumina is the second hardest stone to diamonds and will cut glass. You mix bauxite with baking soda to get alumina. There were 5 fridges, all walk-in, for different things, including beer. The galley is where all the meals are cooked. Mick said it was bit old but okay.  We saw his self contained room. Then he took us to the workers bar where he shouted us all a drink, thanks Mick. We stayed there for a while before we visited the video room, library, TV room, etc etc.

 

Then down to the engine room. He opened a door to the generator room. What a bloody noise! There are three generators but only one keeps everything going.

The Hyundai / M-A-N 5 cyl 2-stroke diesel engine covers 3 floors with an HP Turbo. The bore is 600 mm and stroke 1944 mm with a maximum continuous output of 9600 bhp @ 111rpm, or continuous service output of 7860 bhp@ 103rpm. The engine uses 20 tonnes of fuel a day, and more in rough seas. There is a row of control panels with lots of gauges. It takes 1.5 – 2.0 hrs to start the engine. I forget how long it took to prime the engine with oil before starting. There was too much information to take on board.

 

Further down, we went into a room with the hydraulically operated steering gear that can be operated manually if the system fails. Next we went into the filter room where the fuel gets separated. There are three filters and one had been pulled down for a rebuild. They are a centrifugal type where the fuel comes through with the clean fuel going straight through and the shit stuff spinning to the outside. Mick said that was the worst job on the whole boat.

 

Back upstairs to the gym and a swimming pool without water. The guys are fairly well catered for, but at the same time you would certainly earn your keep. I would like to specially thank Mick for showing us around the ship. Those who didn’t come certainly missed out on something special.

 

Back to the Gordon Hotel and up to the lounge room to make ourselves a drink. Bruce decided to flick through the TV channels to see what was on and came across a sexy Australian film. Finished about 1.30am.

 

Monday 12/04/04

What a glorious day, sun streaming in my window, no wind or clouds in the sky. Why couldn’t it have been like that the last few days? Got up at 7.00 am, had a shower and wandered down to the lounge for some breakfast. Peter P. was talking to some residents, and Bruce and Danny K were still asleep. It must be tough wandering around a boat for hours and then watching telly till the wee hours. I put some bread in the toaster and made myself a coffee.

 

Bruce and Danny appeared a little after 9 and had their brekky. Our bags were packed and loaded into the car. We wished Peter a safe trip back to Melbourne and said that we would see him at the next meeting. Julie and Danny K were going back in the car and Bruce and myself were the only ones left riding back.

 

We stopped at Warrnambool for fuel. Bruce suggested we get some lunch, so we stopped at Hungry Jacks. Bruce said he couldn’t handle all the kids in side so we sat in the gutter outside. We had no sooner finished lunch when Julie and Danny arrived. They had had lunch at KFC, a couple of doors down from the servo where we got fuel.

 

Back on the road again, Bruce and I hit the GOR, while Julie and Danny went the back way from Allansford and Cobden to Stoneyford. You can do a bit of low flying through that way, no cops. Cliff says it takes 15 mins off the trip. Bruce and I had a boring ride back, stopping at Lavers Hill. I swapped summer gloves for winter ones because it was getting cold. We stopped at Apollo Bay and discussed whether to turn off at Skenes Creek but decided against it due to the traffic Instead we went back through Deans Marsh.

 

Leaving Deans Marsh on a down hill run, Bruce slowed down dramatically. It was, a Bracks Tax Camera, disguised as a Rodeo ute. Later Bruce nearly missed the turn off for the Cape Otway road, frantically waving hands to signal right turn. On to Moriac, Stonehaven, Batesford and Lara where we hit the Princes Freeway stopping at the half way road house. Then it was back in the saddle for the last leg of the journey. I followed Bruce for a couple of kilometers and then gave him a wave and was gone, arriving home around 6.00 pm.

 

The weekend was excellent, the weather okay apart some rain on Saturday. There were no incidents except when Cliff dropped his bike on some gravel. Thanks to everyone who came, and especially Mick Hanlon for the boat tour.

 

 

Ron Johnston    (Suzuki Bandit 1200)