Gembrook Pub Lunch MKII

What a perfect day for a ride, particularly with a lady riding shotgun. As the prelude suggests, this was to be a “casual, suit pillion” ride. Twelve bikes, three carrying pillions, set off from Yarra Glen just after 10 am to do just that. As we were to end up in Gembrook for lunch, we started the ride with the Club’s usual fare, trekking along the Old Healesville Rd, then up Chum Creek Rd where the pillion riders felt it was time to settle into place. Rob and Steve with pillions in tow found themselves side by side into a blind corner, though commonsense prevailed, and everyone had settled and sensibilities were sorted. Back down Myers Creek Rd. shoulders and arms carrying the load of two under brakes, but Kate is just a little creature, so all was good. Through Healesville, had us cut left up Don Rd, Badgers Creek, past Healesville Sanctuary and onto the Healesville-Kooweerup Rd, where we came across our first Big Brother set-up in the shape of a little white hatchback facing us with laser and camera armed. We waved, pockets and licences in fine steed.

  

Woori-Yallock has us all sitting for a morning cuppa. We all threw our legs over once again and continued along Healesville-Kooweerup Rd to Yellingbo were we spied yet another speed camera in the form of an olive green Holden station wagon (I hope we all did) Then we turned right then left onto Macclesfield road. Along this little stretch, Kate and I tangled with some tin tops, needing the entire road, due to poor signalling, and a near stopping on the road they had us hard on the brakes to compensate for their lack of awareness and consideration. I’ve got a word for them…though I’ll leave it to your imagination.

 

Lot’s of turns means lot’s of corner marking, and as a peloton of riders, the system worked seamlessly, though through it all, there was yet another Big Brother peering at us threw the eye’s of two police officers in a marked car, parked up a driveway near the Olinda turn-off, where they stayed…

 

Monbulk to Kallista and off for our second stop to visit John’s Lookout. There were breathtaking views to the left as we approached, and when we all alighted our machines and took in the view once we’d arrived.

 

I over heard Ken, whom had left his evil CBR1000 ’08 in the shed for personal reasons and rode his older model, telling us a story about his times as a younger man. “When I was a lad” he crowed, “I would come up here all the time, as this is my home turf, a few drinks and billies, would have me rolling the hay with a couple of lasses!, But alas, can’t even find one these days” I know he enjoys a plethora of fine machines in the garage, and that could be a fine compensation. He sighs and leaves the group at that point, as we continued through to Emerald.

 

Kate and I were corner marking and were nearly taken out by some arsehole with his trailer as he cut the corner to head off to Cockatoo. As discussed earlier, we have special words for that level of road use and consideration, reiterated by Kate and I with hand gestures as we repassed the recalcitrant.

 

Gembrook, Ranges Hotel, at the end of line for Puffing Billy, for lunch. We sat down to all the usual meals one would expect to order, though the roast of the day was last to be served. Go figure. Paul also joined us for lunch.

 

Whilst eating, a wiry old bloke comes rushing in asking, “Who owns the silver Blade out front? It was nearly taken out by a front-end loader!” It was Ian’s bike. Sitting at the end of the table he calmly replies, “It’s insured,” but takes the time to do what he can for his machine, though the road is quite narrow out the front of the pub. Steve’s pillion and work colleague, noted how fantastic a day she had thus far on the back of his CBR954, perhaps inspiring her to gain a licence to ride.

 

A rub of our bellies sees us back on our bikes as Puffing Billy filled with water for our last little leg. This was a great leg for the pillions. Our course took us via Gembrook road, doubled back on Kooweerup Rd, then across to Upper Beaconsfield Rd. What a great set of sweepers Upper Beaconsfield has to offer. I kicked in behind Steve and pillion as Kate and I sliced eloquently past Elephant Rock, right at Harkaway Road in transit for our break-up point and coffee in Berwick. The coffee was good, and so was the company.

 

All in all it was a great little pillion ride. Thank you Ian and all concerned. 

 

John Rousseaux