Castlemaine Poker Run Sunday
12th June 2011
Willem Vandeveld |
Honda ST1300 |
A♣,J♣,A♦,K♦,10♦ |
A pair of Aces |
Misho Zrakic |
Honda CBR1000 |
K♠,8♥,A♠,10♠,A♣ |
A pair of Aces |
Tony Stegmar |
Honda CBR1000 |
9♠,K♦,10♣,Q♥,10♦ |
A pair of 10s |
# Paul Southwell |
Honda CBR1000 |
Q♦,9♠,A♣,Q♠,A♠ |
Two pairs: Aces &Qs |
Steve Cowburn |
Honda CBR954 |
8♣,A♣,10♠,9♦,8♦ |
A pair of 8s |
Ben Warden |
Honda CBR954 |
K♥,9♥,8♠,10♥,J♣ |
King high nothing |
Mirko Strasser |
Honda CBR929 |
A♣,Q♣,Q♦,J♠,9♠ |
Pair of queens |
Cliff Peters (leader) |
|
8♥,9♥,10♣, J♠,A♣ |
Ace high nothing |
Pina Garasi |
Honda CBR600 |
9♣,8♣,K♠,9♥,K♦ |
Two pair: Ks & 9s |
* Tom Bartus (2nd ride) |
|
A♠,10♥,A♦,A♣,9♦ |
Three Aces |
Jason Wilson (rear) |
|
Q♥,8♣,9♠,A♣,10♥ |
Ace high nothing |
Gavin Chapman (2nd ride) |
Triumph 600 |
A♥,Q♥,10♣,8♣,8♦ |
A pair of 8s |
Marc Marais |
Triumph 675 |
J♠,A♠,8♦,A♦,10♦ |
A pair of Aces |
|
13 bikes, 13 people |
Jack, Queen, King, Ace |
|
* Highest hand but not a member –
ineligible to win
# Next best hand –
declared the winner; free MSR Membership 2011/12
(Keep waking up!) Is it
time to go yet? 5.30am, 6am. Come on!
I’m just lying
here pretending to be asleep. I've had enough. I'll get up and do something. Soon
it gets light and there is not a cloud in the sky. I start getting ready. The
sun is up, the sky is blue, and a big smile appears on my face. Man, this is
good. It’s 5.5 degrees outside so that means gear under and over my
leathers. OK, it’s time to go. Start the bike, roll down the driveway,
click it into third gear and let the clutch out. Good rpm up the road; nice and
easy. Let things warm up. I won't have to change gear for a bit.
I live 750 feet above sea level in Belgrave.
As I ride down through Ferntree Gully, the sky clouds over. The fog gets thick
and the temperature drops. Vapour forms on the outside of the visor, and fogs
up on the inside. I can’t see much, so open the visor. I can see a bit
better but my face starts to freeze so I close it again and only open it
when it gets really hairy - which is too often. Heat is getting sucked out of
my face so my core temperature is dropping. Heated grips on three, now burning
my hands, but at least my body temperature is being topped up. I thought it was
going to be a nice, sunny day! Sometimes I forget that I live above the fog
line.
I arrive at Whittlesea about twenty
past nine, thinking I might be first, but there were already three people there. I fuel up and say good morning to
Willem. I see Cliff pull in. I go in to pay for fuel. Ben rocks up. Then Misho and
Pina, and others arrive. Jason tells me about these good bags to put in your
boots to keep the water out if it rains. They also stop the wind so your feet
are warmer. Thank you, Jason. Much better.
I make a coffee at the drink
machine, which I don't normally do, just to warm myself up. It reminded me of
burnt dirt. I never have sugar. I put sugar in. This might be the worst coffee
I have ever had!
Cliff is going around greeting
people, writing a very neat list of names and ICE numbers with a thick ink pen
(easy to read). Very nice, Cliff. Ben's wandering
around with the cards: “Pick a card, any card, no you can't have that one.” Next
the pre-ride talk before we get ready and leave.
Up the windy bit
to Kinglake West, then on towards Flowerdale.
I get held up by a red ute for a second and
a green station wagon candy car passes the other way. Then I'm on my way. The only police car seen for the day.
At the Flowerdale Strath Creek
turnoff I see Paul corner marking. Then shortly after he goes past me; gone for
all money! On past Strath Creek and up Murchison Gap.
I love this bit: steep, uphill, tight twisties. I just let myself totally go!
Past Broadford race track and I
have a flash back to when I crashed on a ride day. Then it's along more back
roads to Pyalong. I see a few bikes here but before long I'm riding into
Lancefield, after 117kms. No fuelling up, just straight to morning tea. I have
a hot chocolate to wash down the burnt dirt after taste. We collect around the
picnic bench and Ben pulls out the cards again, pick a card, any card. I don't
want one with a hole in it! Then we are organised for a photo shoot before
hitting the road again.
We return up the Burke and Wills Track
and cross to Kyneton, Green Hill, Metcalf, and Castlemaine for lunch and fuel after
another 83kms. Castlemaine is really busy, people everywhere. I go into the bakery.
Too busy for me so it's a Big M. I sneak in, pay cash, and I'm out of there. Liquid
lunch for me!
Then it's out with the cards again,
pick a card, any card. Misho and Paul have a pair of Queens, and our good
friend Tom, who is not yet a member, has three Aces.
Now I would like to take you into
the future for a second. I have encountered Ben's bad bend and embankment with
wire rope barricade, kicked off with a line of pot holes and an everlasting
spread of stones. Ben tried to come back and warn us, but it was too late. I
hope to tell you more later. The crash has taken my
memory of this Castlemaine ride, so I will tell you the last few things I can remember
and that will be it! So let’s go back to the past.
We are riding along Ashbourne Road and
all of a sudden there is a horse and cart, barely moving, just over a crest. Cliff
and a few others have already gone past, spooking the horse, no doubt. It looks
a bit iffy so I'm braking hard and drifting to the right, with the intention of
slipping past. But the horse is agitated, a bit sideways, and so is the cart,
and they are drifting across the road! As I'm about to pass this old, hairy
woman turns around in the cart and screams out “Slooooow
doooown”. Man, it was so loud I could hear it from
inside my helmet. The scream had a distinctive yodel shriek to it. I have never
heard anything so loud in all my riding, and don't forget, I’m
deaf! Man, what a sight! I'll never forget it: the hairy Witch from
Hell. She turned around in the cart with practiced confidence displaying scary,
long, grey, dry hair, wrinkles, and a long nose. She really was the Witch
from Hell! I’m reminded of the 1981 film, The Exorcist, the scene with
the girl tied to the bed posts, possessed by the Devil, who turns her head
a frightening 180 degrees, and projectile vomits green filth. The Witch from
Hell is looking right at me in the same way, leaning out of the cart. I'm
looking at her. That's when she hit me with the voice. Then I'm past!
I spoke to Paul. He seemed to think
that she was pulling on the right rein forcing the horse across the road. I
think he’s right. The horse did not look happy. I bet she’s home now with a pot
cooking possum tails and frogs, casting spells. Maybe that's why I crashed -
two weeks later.
A few more bends and rises and
Cliff misses a corner. Ben's already marked it
before Cliff turns around. We wind up at the end of the runway at
Tullamarine Airport watching the planes come in and land. It was good! Paul
gets the best hand with a pair of Queens and Aces. Good on you, Paul. The prize
is a full year’s membership!
Thanks for a good ride, Cliff, and
get well soon. Thank you, Jason, for rear riding and for taking Ben and me to
watch the planes from around the other side of the runway.
Tony
Stegmar